A good skirt is like a good presentation. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to hold the attention.
That’s called a Turtle skirt, because it barely covers her snapper.
It’s not that I’m modest, it’s that I don’t know if I can tuck that flat.
No one wants to see the turtle head poking put to say hello
I’ve always wondered, isn’t that painful?
I’m still really new to it but it can be painful to get right but it’s really not painful at all once you’re situated right and used to it. Your balls just go up the front of your pelvis kinda behind and to either side of the base of the shaft. And then everything else just gets tucked away. The weirdest part for me was leaning against the counter while doing dishes and realising that my balls were at the front of my pelvis instead of safely down below and it felt very weird (though somehow affirming) to be sensitive in a very different way. Also, I’m not there yet but HRT tends to shrinks your balls which helps.
Honestly, once I was on HRT for a while, just tuck everything away works even in a bikini. I have never done a proper tuck with a gaff because before HRT I used specific clothing styles that didn’t need it, and after it just hasn’t been necessary.
My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age
So you have a grandfather cock?
How pendulous
How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for
sciencemusicHave you tried tucking or would that not help?
It helps to have free movement while running from the cops
Mmmh. Velour…
I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook
Well, we are in shitposts… So I’m leaning towards that
Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?
I’m male and had a similar experience with women doing that when I wore a kilt to a club once.
And just to be very clear, I’m not defending anyone of any gender who does that at all. And in no way saying women touching men is as big a problem, most women have experienced it while only a minority of men have. Your comment just made me remember it, it wasn’t fun.
I’m sorry you went through that. I don’t understand why it’s hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly… Wrong?
Its something I’ve struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn’t mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don’t touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
No, it’s a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as “accidents” which is disgusting.
Besides, alcohol and drugs are no excuse. If you can’t control yourself under the influence, don’t use them.
As a man I’ve never understood it either. Like, I’m hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
But, I’m ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don’t know me.
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.
would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock
Thank you for my favourite giggle of the day.
It wouldn’t, but his old man balls would
if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
Coward.
I’d have no problem wearing any skirt
This way everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
The dolls can definitely teach the men how to tuck if they want to rock this masterpiece. 🙂↕️
Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.
Alternatively, you can tuck it in my ass /s
Kuh, bist du schon wieder hörnig auf haupt?
Niemandq hat die Absicht hörnig zu sein
Ist es denn wirklich so, dass wir jedes Mal auf Haupt hornig sein müssen? Ich denke Zuhausys, mit dieser Mönötönie des “Goon, goon, goon” und wie das alles heißt, ja; sollte man doch schluss machen.
Danke für den Lacher
Entschuldige. Bin kein Tiereficker.
But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don’t like wearing white.
They want me in that skirt, they can deal with the consequence of seeing all of my anuses
You have multiple anuses?
You dont?
I’m not going to disagree.
But are there women that enjoy wearing it? Just because others enjoy looking at it isn’t a great reason to.
Although if you’re on the fence between something like this and literally anything else, I will vote this.
I’d probably have a bad/uncomfortable time wearing something like that in public, but that’s mostly because of self confidence issues and other people, and has little to do with the skirt itself.
I enjoy wearing it.
See TIL.
I think my ex wife really screwed with my understanding of the world. One of the things she convinced me of was that the “things I like to see on women are only worn to attract men”
I’m learning a lot still it turns out.
She is partially right. Some women wear sexy clothes because they want attention and/or they feel pressured to, so they might wear them, even if they don’t like them.
Some women like the way they look and feel in sexy clothes, so they just wear them for themselves. It’s not necessarily for male (or any other gender’s of interest) attention.
In my experience, the former happens less. I’m not sure if it’s due to the crowd I hang out with changing or a gradual cultural shift.
It’s mainly this:
One of my similar learnings:
“Hey, Earl, can you pick a new track?”
“Why? I love these guys.”
“Martha’s gonna be here any minute, and I feel like she’s not going to enjoy hearing rap music from this guy ranting about his bitches are all crazy and need to respect their man.”
“Man it’s just music. But fine, if you’re so prude.”
Martha: “Hey guys, I’m here-OOH, I love this song! 🎶These bitches, they so craaay-say…!”
I disagree but that’s just my taste
It’d feel weird with my balls dangling in the wind. But OK.
Yeah… I’d need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
Lol I don’t know why but this was so funny to me. 2cm a year is an unsustainable pace.
Real talk: a micro mini skirt + thong/g-string combo provides great airflow for the vagina🙃
Same goes for dick and balls. For me, thong + kilt is ideal.
Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷♂️
Reject clothing, use magic to conjure censor bars everywhere you go
Wear several belts! With gaps!
And lots and lots of buckles!
So many!
Maybe slip a couple strap-ons in there just for fun.