Ricky Rigatoni

Israelis sowing: hehehe, this is fun

Israelis reaping: okay what the fuck?

Honestly it just felt like youtube’s servers were shittimg themselves again, so I baely even register it as a real interruption.

Just open a jar of pickle juice

Everyone who praised blood purity was a villain and the entire last half of the series was about how the real hero was a dude with mixed blood. What are you smoking bruh?

Construction jobs? Buddy. We can 3D print houses now.

What is it about megafauna that makes us go stupid mode near them?

Everyone wants to fuck the palmon.

100F temps in may

Police called just for existing

Old hags screaming at them and trying to run them over with their cars

Every hangout spot went out of business or requires money to stay

No wonder kids don’t go outside anymore

One armed people can’t consent.

The secret to success in the games industry is boobs.

And what about simple wikipedia?

When I’m playing among us and I’m pretty sure I’m the last living crewmate

If you want to see a boob look in a mirror.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Everyone who hasn’t owned a dog has died.

Is anything even actually still made of tin? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in my life.

They eat it raw.

Don’t worry, my fellow americans, we’ll still manage to fuck it up.

Carrot. Because he is a ginger. Like carrot top.

I genuinely don’t remember what Vance actually looks like at this point.