if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it

i used to work for secretary of state police and driver privacy was taken deathly seriously.

glad to see alexi’s keeping up the good work.

FLARED. BASE.

What kind of freak drinks coke?

You snort powder, ffs…

Disclosure: Ed Snowden was nearly casual to my death. (Long story.)

He isn’t a hero, at least not anymore.

He made his krevati, he can sleep in it.

If anything, castrating a sex offender makes it _easier _ for him to commit offences.

Far less DNA evidence plus the relative ease of cis men getting testosterone and erectile dysfunction pills.

Spouse and I ponder the mysteries of life and the universe while we’re cuddling.

so i don’t have the autism anymore?

hmm

You’d be surprised how much meat one can eat while observing the fasting discipline.

In Greece, for example, some stores explicitly label shrimp, octopus, squid, etc. as “fasting” foods.

lame

that’s not a side effect

Foreigners have no obligation to come to the US. Them not coming and not spending cash here is another crack in the dam that can help lead to the flood.

Organizers have no obligation to hold events with an international audience in the US. Them spending that cash in a foreign land deprives the US of revenue and likewise is another crack in the dam.

Besides, this regime in DC is actively attacking science as a whole to force their false narratives onto the public.

No, those of us in that camp know exactly what we’re asking for.

First didn’t give your superpower a negative.

brb heading to (39.xxxx,95.xxxx) to snag some gold

I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

Everyone knows where they are stored, piled up in your backyard, with no protective measures to stop them being stolen.

fucking autocorrect!!!

europe has so many ev’s that cheaper than tesla and with better build quality and service than tesla

and 100% less naziism

as someone who will definitely be sorry if elon kills himself i would really like elon to kill homework just to prove that i indeed will be sorry

Also the Aussie election is next weekend.

Sure it takes a minute to determine results but it gives fairer results.

Don’t worry.

No catgirl’s gonna get anywhere near the fetid odour of RMS.

Don’t ask me why I know it.