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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

High quality sticker though

NSFW

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High quality sticker though

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    hanging brain

    WTF…

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    The term: “hanging brain” deserves a moment of our respect.

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      The first time I heard it called “brain” was in the movie Waiting.

      WARNING: There is some language in this clip that hasn’t aged well, just like most of the movie…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dzw4t_dB5M

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      I think I don’t really get it? I see the cock and balls but the euphemism goes over my head

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        I think it’s because cold scrote looks kinda 🧠

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          I always assumed it was just an extension of head. The brain is in the head, if you get head you’re getting brain too? Idk.

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            I thought more it’s about what some ppl use to think

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            The lower horn

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              deleted by creator

      • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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        A lot of men think almost exclusively with their dicks

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          Ah this makes sense; the hanging brain, as opposed to the brain safety stowed away inside ones skull.

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        Hanging brain is specifically an act, but generally, the scrotum is “supposed” to look like a brain.

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          Oh.

          hanging brain

          The act of pulling one’s scrotum (testicles included) through the opening in one’s pants or shorts

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    Keep it there. That’s a fucking power move.

    Your boss absolutely respects you more for it.

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    Always be wary of sticker packs bought online. They’ll literally just do a Google image search and print off everyone’s weird fan art of whatever you’re looking for. Nudity, drugs, fetish stuff, doesn’t matter.

    I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic “fan art” goes.

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      I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic “fan art” goes.

      Oh wow, I had literally the same experience, Sonic stickers too. Thankfully I had a quick look through before I threw them in with the Mario and Pixar stickers, and noticed Amy had some “interesting poses” … And it kind of got worse from there.

      It was my first head-shaking “wtf is wrong with people” moment as a father so I guess there’s that.

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      Disgusting! Where is a link so I can be sure to avoid those sonic stickers?

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    how do anyone not fucking notice

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      ADHD does stuff like that sometimes.

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        that’s a nice cock though congrats

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          ADHD

          Always Display Huge Dick

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      I was looking at it for quite a while, wondering why it’s tagged NSFW, before reading the comment proper.

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    Worst thing that ever happened to me. I bought a naruto hoodie off of wish. It was white and it had a red sharingan on the left breast. Wore it to school and got called “Klan Man Dan” all day

    To add to this. We were also going on trips to potential universities

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      For this missing context, this is what the Klansman ceremony outfit looks like.

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        This emphasizes my embarassment so much lol

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      Not as bad as being called a “Klan Man” but I once saw a guy with a MAGA hat and then wearing a Christmas themed Naruto outfit while walking around the mall with his family…

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      Yes, buying a fucking naruto hoodie is a bad decision. Weebs deserve to be ridiculed.

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        As do you, for posting

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      Hoodies have breasts now?

      Edit : OMG a hoodie! For some reason I was thinking about a beanie! Ok, that explains a lot. Sorry people

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        Didnt know what else to call it. Chest region?

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          chesticle

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            Right in the chuts

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              i’m not sure i want to eat chutney any more…

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          I was just very confused. I thought you were talking about a beanie instead of a hoodie. Probably because of Naruto, thinking about the headbands and then getting confused. Sorry

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            Its all good

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        Yes. That’s what we call the area covering the pecs, on any given piece of clothing.

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    Don’t be ashamed of living bodies, animals should not be required to wear clothes, humans are animals.

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      it does however help that most animals don’t have a fully human dong complete with the disproportionate size compared to their body

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        I agree it would have been more realistic to have one of those weird animal penis. They do get this big however.

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      MAKE THE ANIMALS WEAR PANTS! COVER THEIR BUMS!

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      Literally on my way to hang out naked in a park. I love this city

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        Careful the human body is criminal in its natural state.

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          I’m in Seattle there’s a long history of nudity here. Thank you for the concern though

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    Whats it say about me that the first thing I noticed was the penis… lmao

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    this is why you don’t use just any genai for stickers.

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    A drawn penis… oh god… oh god… we’re all gonna die!

    Anyways…

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    Cyndaquil is not jewish

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      I mean, it’s a “cute picture”. An unmutilated penis looks much “cuter” than a mutilated one.

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        Just as a reminder to some Americans, intact penises look like that when they’re not erect, because it’s the job of the foreskin to protect the most sensitive part of your body, until you want to actually use it.

        They do not look like that when erect though, or if they do and you’re not a teenager with phimosis, then I don’t know wtfs going on. See a doctor prolly.

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        “intact”

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      Catholics do this too (END GENITAL MUTILATION)

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        Plus breakfast cereal people for some reason.

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          I’ll take my oats quaked (I can’t stop masturbating)

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            If you have a masturbation addiction, seek help. People are willing to give you a hand

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              no thanks my wine is cuming along nicely

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                You fool, I corrected my typo, now no one will get your joke!

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        I assure you this is not true at all

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          I’ll drop trou right now so you can see the effects of the catholic mental illness

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            I’m Italian, which is basically peak Catholic, and I swear every dick I’ve seen was wearing its own pink balaclava. Are you perhaps from the States?

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              unfortunately

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                There’s your reason then, you have less dick because you’re American, not because you’re Catholic

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                  what an idiotic take. kindly fuck off back to your hole

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        And many protestants!

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    The new gen pokemon are something else.

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