As a Dutch person, its weird to see ‘Amstel cerveza’

Too soon.

The festival isn’t until this weekend

No, corps are fine. They are very useful and even essential in some cases. But they have power now, more than the people who work for the corps or the people who buy from the corps. That should be reversed. So let the corps live, but castrate them.

This joke is so old, McGuiver can turn it into a musket.

Yes, they all want us to vote for the far-right populist candidate instead.

In all these instances, you could replace “fuck” with “smurf” and there is no problem.

I mean, that’s what the federal government is for. Or well, that’s how it should be.

Pics or it didn’t happen

This is not a shitpost. This was fun.
A shame you’re going to get C&D’ed by Nintendo now.

They also didn’t have televisions, computers or phones to distract them. So they’d watch the stars or nature for entertainment and eventually, naturally see patterns and wonder what would happen if they applied those patterns for their own gain.

Because the marketing team needs you to

Not entirely true. This works only for unskilled labour, meaning anyone who is not skilled in lying and cheating your way into a management positon. Or poor people.

Oh my cod! Get HYPED.!!!

This is pretty recent:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-nfl-punter-chris-kluwe-arrested-anti-trump-protest-city-council-rcna192978

It’s the Minnesota handegg club “vikings”.

This sentence gave me diabetes

Swinger?

Not necessarily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1z_gROCr4

Wait for it…