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I was just very confused. I thought you were talking about a beanie instead of a hoodie. Probably because of Naruto, thinking about the headbands and then getting confused. Sorry

Hoodies have breasts now?

Edit : OMG a hoodie! For some reason I was thinking about a beanie! Ok, that explains a lot. Sorry people

I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!

Rig the election? Too much work when he can just Auschwitz the other candidates

Where’s the Road Runner? I only see Wile E. Coyote

How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?

“Look, democrats, I’m on your side again! Please buy my cars”

Good thing it wasn’t a 4x100m relay.

The real advice is always in the comments

Unless they bury you in those good boxes

If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.

Five gazillion? Pah! How about ONE BRAZILIAN!

That’s what any lazy quitter would say. Mind you : They’re trying to get their own little windfall from this, so it’s probably for the best if they quit.

It works by creating free advertisement for Barilla

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.