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Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A

sh.itjust.works

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So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A

sh.itjust.works

Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    American nationalism is weird

    • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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      And toxic.

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        Most nationalism is.

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    The crazy thing is that this needs several idiots at once. It’s not only the person who ordered it, bit also the shop that did it failed English spelling.

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      I got a friend who has a Chinese word/character on his arm.

      It is literally the Chinese mark for “arm”

      For the life of me I can’t remember what it was supposed to be, just what it is. And that we told him he should get the rest of his body labeled in different languages and build on the theme.

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    Not nearly lifted enough. And where’s the cross and punisher logo?

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      And gadsden flag, and trump flag, and thin blue line flag.

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    I don’t KNELL for losers like the wounded! \s

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    Will America ever get past their worship of violence, forcefulness and war or will it only die with the passing of the last American?

  • Lexam@lemmy.world
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    Dong, dong, dong!

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Definitely a ding dong, pardon my French.

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    “Knell”?

    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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      Yes why would he knell when he can stand up strait

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      A bell sound. As in death knell. They want people to ring a bell for the wounded.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        🎶 For whom the knell tolls 🎶

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          🎼I want time to stop

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        bring out yer dead

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      Gettin’ Shakespearian up in this bitch

  • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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    North Carolina’s finest.

  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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    Wait, you mean they don’t just ring a bell for the wounded? Seems like an easier plan than actually doing anything to prevent people getting injured. And it’s easier on your back and knees than kneeling to pray.

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    I am definitely getting a shirt that says “The only letters I need to know are U, S, and A.” That’s hilarious.

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    Look this shit on vehicles is dumb but this is also really obviously photoshopped.

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      I literally took this picture this morning. Here’s an uncropped version:

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        Who wins a swordfight against someone with two dicks?

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          👉🍆🍆👉

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            You related to Sally of tosh.0 Fame?

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        May want to edit that to blank out the church name and two street signs.

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          Why? It’s a public place with publicly-visible information near 5300 Poplar Tent Rd, Concord, NC.

          • WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
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            Because OP is doxxing themselves

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        It still looks photoshopped with two different colors for the text and two different angles of alignment.

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          To be fair, the picture on the truck was likely made in photoshop before being applied to said truck.

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          If they’re skilled enough to make that reflection in photoshop, they’d probably have made it look more realistic

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            Totally fair point. It probably was just a bad original piece on the truck then.

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          It’sn’t

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      Absolutely photoshopped

      To remove the license plate

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        Had my ADHD ass in the first half. Almost didn’t make past the second word.

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