My boss: “Where the hell is he??? He can teleport instantly! HOW is he still late to work every day???”
20 minutes later
Me: “Sorry I’m late, but traffic was a bitch!”
Boss: “You have the ability to instantly teleport, and you DRIVE to work?”
Me: “Oh…no. No no no no no. I didn’t drive. Public transportation actually.”
Boss: “YOU TOOK THE BUS???”
Me: “Well, yeah. If I don’t support our cities public transportation infrastructure, who will? You know they they keep getting their funding cut, right?”
That’s Kuroko, one of my favourite characters from scientific railgun.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Certain_Scientific_Railgun
Is she the one with the superpower to make things slightly warm? Like heating up a cup of tea?
No, you’re thinking of Uiharu. Kuroko was the one who can teleport.
But can she teleport a small Rock directly to the inside of her enemy’s brain??
If I remember correctly, she needs to touch the stuff she teleports.
I think she teleports metal rods directly into people’s skin? So I assume so.
She has the power to teleport anything she touches up to a couple kilometers I believe.
Me with that superpower:
My boss: “Where the hell is he??? He can teleport instantly! HOW is he still late to work every day???”
20 minutes later
Me: “Sorry I’m late, but traffic was a bitch!”
Boss: “You have the ability to instantly teleport, and you DRIVE to work?”
Me: “Oh…no. No no no no no. I didn’t drive. Public transportation actually.”
Boss: “YOU TOOK THE BUS???”
Me: “Well, yeah. If I don’t support our cities public transportation infrastructure, who will? You know they they keep getting their funding cut, right?”