• Toes♀@ani.social
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      1 day ago

      She has the power to teleport anything she touches up to a couple kilometers I believe.

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        Me with that superpower:

        My boss: “Where the hell is he??? He can teleport instantly! HOW is he still late to work every day???”

        20 minutes later

        Me: “Sorry I’m late, but traffic was a bitch!”

        Boss: “You have the ability to instantly teleport, and you DRIVE to work?”

        Me: “Oh…no. No no no no no. I didn’t drive. Public transportation actually.”

        Boss: “YOU TOOK THE BUS???”

        Me: “Well, yeah. If I don’t support our cities public transportation infrastructure, who will? You know they they keep getting their funding cut, right?”