In Louisiana, natural gas—a planet-heating fossil fuel—is now, by law, considered “green energy” that can compete with solar and wind projects for clean energy funding. The law, signed by Republican Governor Jeff Landry last month, comes on the heels of similar bills passed in Ohio, Tennessee, and Indiana. What the bills have in common—besides an “updated definition” of a fossil fuel as a clean energy source—is language seemingly plucked straight from a right-wing think tank backed by oil and gas billionaire and activist Charles Koch.

Louisiana’s law was based on a template created by the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC), a conservative organization that brings legislators and corporate lobbyists together to draft bills “dedicated to the principles of limited government, free markets and federalism.” The law maintains that Louisiana, in order to minimize its reliance on “foreign adversary nations” for energy, must ensure that natural gas and nuclear power are eligible for “all state programs that fund ‘green energy’ or ‘clean energy’ initiatives.”

Louisiana state Rep. Jacob Landry first introduced a near-identical bill to the model posted on ALEC’s website and to the other bills that have passed in Ohio, Tennessee, and Indiana. (The Washington Post reported in 2023 that ALEC was involved in Ohio’s bill; ALEC denies involvement.) Landry, who represents a small district in the southern part of the state, is the recipient of significant fossil fuel-industry funding—and he co-owns two oil and gas consulting firms himself. During his campaign for the state Legislature, Landry received donations from at least 15 fossil-fuel-affiliated companies and PACs, including ExxonMobil (which has also funded ALEC) and Phillips 66. Those donations alone totaled over $20,000.

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    “Fossil fuels come from the Earth, so they’re green”

    Every fucking day since 2016 it get’s harder and harder to come up with any remotely believable satire. There’s just no way of joking about reality, because that would require actually subverting expectations or exceeding norms to absurd levels, and that’s actually happening constantly in real life, making it not-fun

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      Don’t worry, the Supreme Court just gave the okay for slashing 1400 education department jobs and reducing funding.

      In no time at all, our population will be so dumb that it won’t matter what words we use to describe anything!

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        Leafy greens have cyanide and are green, so cyanide is greenn. Duh.

        What are you, a stupid progressive?

        Next thing you’ll be telling me the Earth is round lol

        #/s

        (and the “/s” is necessary)

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          of course the earth is round.

          And hollow.

          and we live on the interior of its shell, with the sun in the middle. Thats why things fall down, cause the earth spins and pushes us down into the ground!

          The stars and night sky are just the lights from the people on the other side!

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        I get why you deleted the reply. I’m equally confused.

        It’s not funny anymore because it’s true.

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      And so is extinction! Nothing more natural than extinction: pretty much every species ever evolved has gone extinct or is on its way now!

      Human ingenuity is a hell of a thing, but it isn’t impossible for us too. I don’t feet it ir reasonable to put human extinction on the table now, but if we burn all known fossil fuel reserves it is, maybe if we continue on our current trajectory into 2100 it will be.

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        Our adaptability is off the charts though. Like cockroach levels of crazy. Like crazier, probably, as a species, but just not as individuals.

        It’s just gonna be a really fucking bad time for the guys in the post-apocalyptic hellscape. I don’t think it’s gonna satisfy anyone’s Fallout fantasies tbh.