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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

In ex ha ha le le

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In ex ha ha le le

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I have trouble remembering lady gaga lyrics too

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    You are now breathing manually

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    5 hours ago

    In ex,

    Ha ha

    Lele

    That’s a very bold declaration of being a cheater from a guy named Lele.

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    Do people that create and consume such art have different brains than me? Serious question. I parsed it almost instantly, but it’s almost offensively stupid in execution. It’s not the style I object to, it’s, je ne sais quoi.

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    10 hours ago

    I miss r/dontdeadopeninside

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      I thought that’s where we were! Did we lose it in the lemm.ee shutdown?

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      8 hours ago

      Check out !youdontmattergiveup@piefed.social!

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      9 hours ago

      First laugh out loud of the day!

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    10 hours ago

    Sasa lele type beat

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Ilh nae ehl xae

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      No, that’s “IHL”

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        Yeah well scuse my dysle ia

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    10 hours ago

    In ha le ex ha le makes just as little sense

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      “Inhale, exhale” make sense, but that’s really dumb art

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    Is that a telescope pointing down? Presumably in an apartment to allow peeping?

    EDIT: TiL there’s etiquette to owning a pervscope

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      Maybe to not set the carpet on fire during the day

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        lens cap? dust?

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      Could it be argued that it’s poi ting down so that it doesn’t get hit by the sun and so that it doesn’t set the house on fire? I think no stalker is dumb enough to keep the telescope pointing to the target

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    Is anyone going to address the rectangular hole cut into the couch?

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      It’s a pistol mag. :)

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      Holy hel that jd vances couch isn’t it

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      Are you saying your couch doesn’t have a fleshlight hole?

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      Maybe that’s a remote.?

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        Definitely a Vance hole

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      Built in VHS!

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      I need to know

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    Must be fans of The Prodigy.

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    This is how you ghost breakup with your cheating ex.

    “In ex. Haha. Leave Leave.”

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    Do they want me to sit on the pillows?

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    If you need reminders to breathe, see a doctor my mans. That shit’s supposed to be automatic.

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