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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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    18 hours ago

    It should clarify that he’s gambling with other people’s money.

  • Fergie434@lemmy.world
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    I think someone’s trying to tell me something.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8c725559-983b-4186-871d-ad88303e92bb.png

  • mtpender@piefed.social
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    20 hours ago

    Hey, don’t forget about nepotism. I’ve seen far to many less experienced and less capable people get promoted just because they “Knew the right people”.

  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

    • wabafee@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      I have bad news for you.

      • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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        Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

        • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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          I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

          The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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            Stock trading is for chumps.

            Try options trading. In 6 months you’ll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

            • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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              Mostly the second.

              Sometimes you hit the first then the second.

              People think they’re skilled when they’re just lucky and keep rolling the dice. Or they try and have a comeback and throw good money after bad.

            • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

              Or both, if you’re so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

            • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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              18 hours ago

              I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

          • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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            19 hours ago

            If they were already going up, it was too late. Just buy index funds and don’t try and pick winners.

      • expatriado@lemmy.world
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        most people than gamble won’t win, but only the winners get interviewed

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          18 hours ago

          This right here. There’s no survival bias like financial survival bias!

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      21 hours ago

      I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

      • laranis@lemmy.zip
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        20 hours ago

        Revenge of the down vote.

        I love this community.

    • Mrkawfee@feddit.uk
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      19 hours ago

      Found the successful person.

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      20 hours ago

      Where money?

      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        19 hours ago

        Where Lambo?

      • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • Ileftreddit@lemmy.world
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    Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      And wage theft

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago
                 Ransomware Attack
      
            Ransomware Attack
      
       Ransomware Attack
      
    • individual@toast.ooo
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      kinda the same thing

    • dufkm@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      “Embezzlement” - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.

  • Omni rizzler@anarchist.nexus
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    real

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