

So instead of a $10M municipal contract to upgrade the sewer lines, it was easier to just get the republicans to add a specific waver and force the neighbouring town to take their sewage.
I’m pretty sure Bezos can find that in his couch, and the whole island is billionaires.
Brain: we really don’t spend enough time thinking of that time you were late for work and had a wet fart on the way in. Remember standing on the crowded bus wondering if anyone noticed? And then remember using the handicapped stall and wiping your underwear with toilet paper then trying to dry it in the sink? But cotton doesn’t dry quick so you ended up just wadding them up in brown drying paper and dumping them in the trash. How awkward was it every time you had to leave your seat that day?