• Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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    The issue I see here is, and I believe I’m speaking for the entire rest of the world here, we don’t want him

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      He should just be exiled to some random, remote uninhabited island. Then he’ll never have to deal with another foreigner again and we wouldn’t have to deal with him

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            Are you guys sure it’s a good idea to send all our most evil people on the same island ?

            I’m sure the sentinelese don’t want a nazi secret lair out there, or another “epstein island” for that matter.

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                    This is a George Carlin idea. He once proposed walling off four US states, turning them into giant prisons, and dropping all the criminals with no hope of rehabilitation in, pumping them full of all the illicit drugs seized by the CIA and other organizations, and letting them fuck and fight until they drop, and then whoever’s left?

                    Shoot them in the fuckin’ head!

                    Put it all on pay-per-view and you got yourself a giant money-printing event.

                    It was an extremely over-the-top silly idea, but I think we can draw some inspiration from it for this, in spite of its inhumanity, y’know?

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              Why not?

              A bunch of people who 90% didn’t do anything themselves for quite some time if ever left to fend for themselves…

              Maybe a bit sociopathic but I would give each of them one lethal dose of an opioid in case they want to, well, get an easy way out

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        That would be a bit of a dick move to all the fish and bugs that live on and near those islands, they don’t deserve to have to put up with him either. I suggest a random planetoid somewhere.

        • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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          take all the world’s most powerful billionaires and put them on St Helena with slightly fewer handguns than billionaires. or maybe epsein island. let their place of death be the place of their most heinous crimes

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      I’ll take him as my neighbor in a heartbeat! Send him over here!

      My kids wake up randomly at night screaming, torturing the entire neighborhoods - send the twat over here to get some banshee in the middle of the night treatment