DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
I’m a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
I can do whatever I want >:(
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.
With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao
(Also 69th comment 🤙)
Too late, please advise.
Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again
Forbidden suppository
What, do you think I’m going to put that in my MOUTH???!!
eventually yeah. that’s called general tzo’s dickin
What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
What is the charge?!
EatingBoofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?Get your hands off my
penisanus!
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
First they came for the spring rolls…
Then I came for the spring rolls
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
They also came for frozen potatoes
NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
Literally 1984
Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).
Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?
the ring isn’t flared at the base that’s why
Funniest meme of the day.
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.
No; i have an eating disorder.
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it’s fine. It’s digestible so you’ll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that’s ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that’s still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you’re worrying about whether your boyfriend’s penis has a flared base and you can’t find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you’re in the clear.
If you’re worried that this advice doesn’t apply simply because you don’t have a boyfriend, there’s an app for that.
i thought it was that the only thing you should put in your ear was your anus so you could hear the brass section
edit: also get pink ear, can’t forget about that
