I mean yes, the commanders is a shitty name but going back to the racial slurs isn’t the solution. I personally was a fan of the Washington football team era.

Nothing like a good hummus bagel.

Jeffrey! This better not awaken anything in me.

Have you heard about second lunch?

Yeah isn’t that what they call it? I can’t keep track of all the names Elon comes up with to mean this car can drive itself even though it can’t.

Don’t forget it will turn off FSD a millisecond before you splatter the kids as to prevent Tesla from being at fault.

Don’t go to the world cup either. FIFA sucks.

I can’t tell if this is a shitty seller or shitty bidder. It could be a 25 dollar item the seller thinks is worth 350, or it could just be someone looking for a score.

If I’m making a serious bid I take 10-20% off max.

I wanted a cybiko so bad as a teen. It seemed like it would be so cool if everyone I knew bought one. Of course no one did, but I still think they are awesome.

I’m Chaotic Evil. I’ve been watching IASIP since season 1 and could probably quote every line.

Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.

Don’t piss on them if they are on fire though.

I never did.

Milk is weird. I don’t think any other mammals drink it after childhood, or from other animals.

We still have coffee and creamer, but it’s the worst shit imaginable, just burnt beans and powdered creamer. I was pissed when I went to our HQ in another state, which is smaller than our site and they had a good brand from my city and multiple real creamers. They had a free soda fountain too which we don’t have, but I’m trying to cut that shit outta my life so that’s probably for the best.

So glad I live 5 minutes from work and can go home for lunch. Mostly it’s to see the dog but it’s also nice not worrying about this crap.

I only ever use our group’s mini fridge in our cubicle for a seltzer I drink at the end of the day. Even that is a chaotic fridge filled with rotting food and too many condiments and creamers. I just put a can in to cool in the morning and take it out to drink by the end of the day.

I think in my dreams I already know who they are whether it’s someone I know IRL or it’s someone completely imaginary.

Mods removing shit?!

The Slate truck looks interesting and is exactly what you describe. Time will tell if it pans out.

At least it wasn’t meth lite. That shit is nasty.