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Fuck
A Balrog? At this latitude? Contained entirely in this post?!
yes
… may I see it?
No
[Chalmers disliked that]
The lemmings scrolled too greedily and too deep.
Jocks on you, I sort by new.
But that means you hit the big bad early without the opportunity to get better equipment
We delved too deep!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Finally! Sweet oblivion!
Scrolled too greedily
Sir this is the second post from the top for me. Ok I already refreshed 15 times but let’s not consider that
A Balrog? A Balrog? There’s more?
Morgoth made about half a dozen in the First Age.
I think it was hinted at in the lotr books that there could be more.
But I just got here… Literally top post upon opening the app.
It’s a trap!
Meh. I seen one of them before already.
But I’m basically on the front page, clearly some greedy dwarf freed it from the depths.
That means I’ve roughly 800 pages left to scroll before I can bring this journey to a close.
Ok, you all cross the bridge, I’m about to level up!
It began with the forging of the great social networks.
… but they were turned to evil by the dark tech lords.
I’ll scroll until I find Yaldabaoth
