Keywords.

Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick

Include below is a sketch of his penis.

What Founding Fathers would have to say.

“Did you not read all ‘men’ are created equal. That did not include slaves or women.”

#1 looks like he was going in for a handshake and someone misinterpreted it and brained him.

“Fuck dude, I was just trying to say hi”

Autobots roll out!

My gender is car, but sometimes I identify as robot.

Well I think we established you can’t stick your dick in it. So I’m out of ideas.

Quentin Tarantino likes this post.

Windows 12?

It’s the simple pleasures.

“I’m subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans
I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets”

Well I just saved it to deploy anytime I see “deer god” from now on.

Looks like a Yorkie half-assing flight.

…and at 40, I was amazed he didn’t learned anything new in the past 26 years and I was probably right at 14.

YOU GOT THE PACK TO CRANK IT WITH YOU BROTHER! ARRROOO!

People name Naomi.

That’s so you can get a little drink well you pee.

Why do you have your hemorrhoid out to watch you eat pizza.