He’s having a stronk, call a bondulance
I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it…
I’m sorry but do you grammar?
What the fuck is this word salad cowboy saying
Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!
Right out of the horse’s mouth.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.
You could have just … not written that.
Just bringing broke back
For a shitposting community, it’s amazing how many people here don’t understand shitposts at all.
thx, yeah I think yeah I gotta remember to try my shitposts somewhere else. but that’s why we try em out
I’m dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?
I wasn’t dyslexic until I tried to read the post
I’m pretty sure I had a stroke.
I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma.
It’s just a mash up of conservative buzz words. It’s not a proper sentence
It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic
Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.
c/IHadAStroke ?
I thought c/aneurysmposting
That might be it. I was guessing since it’s not one I subscribe to.
This was a direct quote from Trump.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Source? I want to hear him say the word salad.
It’s not me right? I’m not smelling toast and my face feels ok. I thought for a minute it was me having a medical issue.
totally not me:
You had a stroke because your mom cancelled your WoW sub?
I’ve been especially impressed by the prescience of Bo Burnham’s line in Welcome to the Internet - “Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids.”
As far as I know, it hasn’t become a quote from an actual right-wing nonsense-driveler yet, but it might as well be.
pretty much. they try these things one toe at a time and see what actually gets blowback
The fuck
Ikr? I haven’t even had any drugs and I can’t make sense of memes?
