The 79-year-old US President made the unusual admission during an appearance on Fox and Friends, just a day after hosting European leaders, including Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy, at the White House. Linking his legacy to global diplomacy, Trump remarked that if he succeeds in brokering peace between Ukraine and Russia, it might help secure him a place in the afterlife.
We require the headline match the article, looks like they might have changed it up on you.
Current headline reads:
“Pictures of Trump’s Swollen Ankles and Hands Boost Health Rumours After He Admits He’s ‘Not Doing Well’”
Please make it match up or we’ll have to remove it.
They’ve changed it. Will do the same.
Thanks!
Is there a time limit if they change the headline after it’s posted? It’s also not uncommon to have an A and B headline that different people see, when they’re both correct.
It varies, if a headline is obviously manipulated by the user, I remove it with the note and when they fix it, I’ll restore it.
In cases like this where the mismatch is substantially the same, I’ll post up the warning and give them 8 hours or so to fix it, then remove it.
I figure people have to, you know, work and sleep and stuff.
OTOH, after a few hours, if they’re making other posts and comments, it’s clear they aren’t reaponding to the warning and I’ll remove it.
I’m not a mod, but if that a site was showing different content to different people, perhaps an archived version of the article that matches the headline of the post would be necessary as the link so that there’s no confusion.
The headline is entirely inaccurate.
From the article:
Donald Trump has sparked fresh health concerns after confessing he is ‘not doing well’ when it comes to his chances of getting into heaven.
Satan: Holy shit, we’re going to need to make some renovations to match this guy’s punishment. Tell the daemons in Cocytus we need something between Antenora and Ptolomaea.
In a way it’s more interesting that Trump has some awareness that he’s not a good guy.
He still thinks of himself as the hero in his own story for sure, but he does know he is a motherfucker.
I think he thinks himself Solomon or even Byron, rather than a pedophilic Crassus
People are so desperate to hear that either Trump or Putin is about to die, these stories have been popping up every few months for a decade or more.
At this point, they have like a 5-7% chance of dying every year based on actuary tables. So dying at any point at that age isn’t remarkable or unlikely. But there’s like a 0-8 year range where it’s likely to occur based on that.
I like how you think. Thanks for sharing.
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Hurry up and die, you piece of shit. May your suffering be proportional to that which you’ve caused.
He’s the type of person to make me wish for the existence of hell
Oh if only there was cosmic justice waiting for people like him. Unfortunately he gets to live the life he wants and never has to answer for anything. Double unfortunately he’s little more than a cancer cell of a much larger disease that won’t die with him.
Damn well put. No notes
May his suffering be immense
Soon. Let it be soon
No! No!
I want him to run in the 2028, 2032, 2036, and 2040 GOP primaries!
don’t worry. they’ll have some of those museum taxidermists rip everything out and preserve him with an animatronic skeleton.
What if they coerce the corner into refusing to certify the death and they just have a trump themed llm run the animatronic and they all just pretend he’s still alive
Well, the llm is definitely happening.
But he’s gonna die, and they’re gonna let Vance have his presidency for a weekend, and then they’re gonna trot Trump back out as some kind of zombie-god-king.
Yes. Shit is creepy. Welcome to the republican creep show.
He might still! The rules don’t say he needs to be alive, just that if he dies then the VP takes over. Once dead though …
Weekend at Epstein’s
There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t play basketball!
I’d rather him experience some level of fucking consequences for once in his life. But for the sake of humanity I will also accept his health failing.
Death, after all, claims everyone,
You find it everywhere.
It catches up with even those
Who wear their noses in the air.The whole, wide world is ruled
With a certain justice, so
That helps perhaps to sweeten
The poor man’s pain and woe.Graveyard is filled with important men.
Who could not be spared, but were in the end.
Die soon! You rotten, child rapist!
Release the Trump/Epstein files
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Rest in piss, traitor.
The 2nd American Independence Day will be celebrated when Donny dies.
Don’t forget to buy your champagne in advance. The stores will be out on the day.
And fireworks
May he stand bared before the gods, with nothing but his soul and his actions to bear testament to his worth.
May he rot in hell, flayed and fearful.
I wish I believed in heaven and hell so I could be certain this fucker is going to get raped by a thousand Hitlers and Stalins every night for eternity.
cmon… just a little more im almost there.
He’s looks especially awful these last few weeks.
As for a place in the afterlife, you don’t get to sell your soul then try to get into heaven.
All the way back during the election I noticed the damn orange makeup kept looking worse than usual and it took a bit to put my finger on why, but then it clicked - as he gets paler, the contrast between the orange and his actual skin gets more and more pronounced. Look at his ears. Dude is pasty as all fuck.
you don’t get to sell your soul then try to get into heaven.
That’s pretty much exclusively what American Christianity is today.
Yeah and if I was a Christian I’d be calling most American Christians antichristians.
