That first x-ray picture always cracks me up because it’s obviously fake… That’s not how bones work

C’mon man, just lay down and go off into that great night. You’ll be at peace

Everyone knows the shooter was from Chicago, so this still counts as Chicago crime

/s

The incompetence is off the charts, it’s obvious ICE are just racist goons who act first ask questions never.

“Oh you want me to arrest people different than me? Oh hell yes!”

They have a problem with boundaries

Homegrown, farm to table, artisanal trolling. Community trolling, trolling for the greater good.

Yep, he’s gonna make dissent illegal and start going after people who says shit he doesn’t like all in the name of national security. Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon love this plan

I don’t think he was shot, I think his neck just did that

But why did God allow him to get shot? Really makes ya think

He was just bird hunting, a little whoopsy

Oh well in that case, let me lose all empathy I might have had over this event

Honestly surprised since she’s white and all

[You’ve been banned by automod]

Streisand effect type shit

Whatever distracts him from the gay thoughts

The survivors just said they’re coming up with their own list anyways

But wait, there’s more!

Enquiring minds want to know, Tucker wants to tuck into that.

These people are idiots, because that’s definitely not how aging works. But please go through all the organ transplants, it will just kill you both and do the world a big favor.

My day was ruined when I found out he could still talk