• coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafeOPEnglish
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      4 months ago

      I’ve included Vance and even USpol in the title; if you dislike it, filter it out. I’d say I’ve done enough by tagging the post with relevant keywords, it’s up to you to block them.

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    The entity known as “J.D. Vance” is a fragment of an ancient demon turned memetic virus and I don’t remember why I started writing this but I’m going to post it anyway.

    A long time ago the pharaohs of Egypt were looking to protect their tombs, and they needed to create warriors that could outlast the crushing passage of time. To facilitate this they found a demon and encoded it into linguistic format and bound it within their hieroglyphics.

    This was pretty okay until the printing press became a thing. Since then we’ve had to take extra measures to protect ourselves but incidents are pretty isolated. But then a mad bastard made newspapers and then the godsdamned internet and now the thing is free on a global scale.

    It hates life! It hates everything! You’d think that’d be fun but it’s just godsdamned lame! It just bureaucratizes people to death. There isn’t a more horrible fate. So dumb.