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He looks like he could just slip through the bars easily. Skill issue.
Bars being drawn way too far apart to actually hold whoever’s in the cell is a pet peeve of mine.
This was explained in Roger Rabbit:
Eddie Valiant: You mean you could’ve taken your hand out of that handcuff at any time? Roger Rabbit: No, NOT at any time, only when it was funny.
That’s one of my favorite movies, and I always misheard that line as “sunny.” I thought he was just being sarcastic, but that makes a lot more sense!
Smart. Take the fish to make the warden think you won’t escape, then when they let their guard down you squeeze through the bar’s massive gap.
You won’t fit through the bars after eating that fat fish though!
Don’t dox my ex
Literally us
Give a man a fish, and he’ll stay in prison for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll stay in prison for life.
Give a man a key, and he’ll just escape into prison planet.
Give a man a campfire and he has it warm for a day.
Set him on fire and he has it warm until the end of his life.
