You might remember a certain thing called the Cold War? Which was about the world divided in TWO, because most countries aligned with EITHER the USA OR the USSR? And even then there were unaligned countries.

Now you might say: 'ugh, they don’t count, because we “won” '.

But that is itself an admission that it wasn’t that way before you “won”.

Hey, how dare you mention a cat adventure game without naming it? Think about us others who want to fulfill our male fantasies that way!

You won’t fit through the bars after eating that fat fish though!