I don’t care how far behind they are with AI because I don’t want AI on my phone anyway.

I hope Apple releases some open source AI tooling to re-gain good will. Would love to see some more competition in the AI space.

That’s literally never going to happen. Closed-source proprietary stuff is their MO.

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That should be higher up on the page, since that’d be the primary value of that service.