Backed beans coffee!

Ok, you’re funny

Missed a coma after “for” (before “a”)

C-

Then a player asks to use the toilet. The pub explodes

And the republican jesus said “hate one another as I hate you”. He then dropped kicked a small child for being noisy and asked the disciples why they had let the small child through

💀

Now for prince Andrew

Theoretically you’re not supposed to take about a case because you could mispeak and it could be used against you. In a simple string case it’s not really a threat

I’m sure he emails the kernel he works on regularly

TBF issues are pretty documented

I had a nightmare where my computer reverted back to windiws

From what I’ve heard about menopause is the reduced patience and tolerance for bullshit has uses

🥺

“Have you tried gayness” spuds like a good pick up line for pride

How on earth are their cancellation fees. Don’t you pay before each “season”?

Sleep is death being shy

Busy did, 9-11

Should also take out their stadium (I’m not really into sports, am I doing the shitalking right?)

Add that to the list of porn parody stuff I need to do after bottom surgery

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