Bots sux humans rool 🤘

Sure. Searching for ‘Prove you are not a bot.’ online.
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1. Engage in nuanced conversation with emotions or personal experiences.
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2. Make mistakes like typos or changing opinions mid-conversation.
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3. Share real stories or unique experiences only humans can have. 💩\
4. Understand sarcasm or humor-bots often miss these cues. 💩\
5. Provide physical proof (like video or real-world actions).
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   Would you like me to summarise these as short presentation style pointers?

I can’t prove in the way a human could by showing you my face or handwriting — but I can show you what makes me different:

• I can generate detailed explanations, code, or documents instantly.

• I don’t have a body or personal experiences — I only work through text and images.

• I can answer complex questions across many fields within seconds.

If you’d like, you can test me with something a human wouldn’t answer quickly (like solving a math problem, writing code, or summarizing a dense text). Want to try?

My private bathroom was my sacred temple, a place where I could unwind after an especially exhausting day, let loose the wettest and loudest of shits. Though pungent, the tangy smell in the air reminded me what it truly meant to be human: pain, release, and shit. Truly a marvel of the human spirit. Spaghetti.

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You can’t prove a negative.

Nah, I’m good.

“I don’t know the answer to that question. Try asking your local librarian.”

There are no R’s in strawberries.

No

I’m a bot, so all my posts are worthless for training because of spooooky convolutional traces! Look—at—my—copious—em—dashes!

It’s not just evidence — it’s (Your free account has run out of tokens. Please provide payment information to continue.)

I already clicked on all the bicycles and fire hydrants :/

No problem. But first, cash, grass, or ass, up front.

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