Fuck and shit just ain’t cutting it anymore.

  • Psiczar@aussie.zone
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    3 days ago

    As an Australian, I would like to introduce you to a word more offensive than “fuck” while just as versatile, and that is “Cunt”.

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      3 days ago

      Big fan of the word. I use it frequently. I also eat Vegemite and say she’ll be right. Big fan of y’all.

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        Yeah nah. Do you go to the servo for smoko? Ever get some dim sims from the fish and chippery? Ever chuff down durries, while eyeing up some ranga chick squeezing dead horse on her fritters?

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          May I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”? I assume fritters is some sort of food, but the dead horse has peaked my interest.

          Excuse me my apologies, may I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”, ya cunt?

          Is it glue? But you don’t normally eat glue, so my guess is mayo or ranch maybe?

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            2 days ago

            Dead horse is tomato sauce (ketchup)

            It rhymes.

            Fritters are deep fried, could be potato, but sometimes you get banana.

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      Cunt is one of the most Australian words I know. I sadly left OZ more than a decade ago,but I still get a bit of a melancholic feeling whenever I hear it.

      The fact that you can also say cunt in an positive sense is fucking funny.

      Sick cunt! And Oi cunt is always a bit of a hit and miss for someone who is not an native Australian slang speaker.

      (Oi cunt once got me thrown out of an irish pub somewhere in County Cork - when used to greet my Australian mate

      Bogan is also a word that needs much more recognition worldwide. Same as Drongo and Fair dinkum. And so many others.