• PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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    16 days ago

    I was talking to my primary-school age kids about their teachers, and one of them says their next teacher will be Mr Smith.

    “He’s old,” they said, “he must be at least fifty”.

    I said “nah man. Mr Smith is probably only a few years older than me, early forties I reckon”.

    They had me with “no he’s like really old. He reads a newspaper