• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.

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        2 days ago

        Analyze the form factor of toilet. Is it one of those round ones that’s sized for potty-training a child? Emergencies only. The bowl deep enough and water low enough? Push dick down with one hand, hope Poseidon doesn’t kiss your willy. Stand up far to wipe, don’t sit down too fast. Try not to piss under the seat.

        Prefer to avoid public restrooms for shits, stand up to pee.

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          1 hour ago

          i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?

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            28 minutes ago

            The seat is the problem not the water. You have to make a choice with some variety of toilets, touch the seat or get splashed. Obviously try to stay far enough away from both, but the point is, standing up is far easier than playing this game.