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Thales@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago

Uninvited pool guest

sh.itjust.works

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Uninvited pool guest

sh.itjust.works

Thales@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago
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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I like the mental image the title gave me, my guy just wandered into their backyard and got in the pool

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    Finally, a token white guy

  • mayormaynotbeemily@lemmy.zip
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    The white guy who got invited to the cookout

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    Personally I’m a big fan of this one. The way they’re exchanging looks in the back… There’s something going on between them.

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      Its the modern family. Wife, husband, and their shared boyfriend.

      • kata1yst@sh.itjust.works
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        I mean, I’m a cis/straight male, but that’s a beautiful man.

        • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’m a cis/bisexual man and I got the hots for him

          • frog@feddit.uk
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            Hey. I am a straight man and I got laughed at by a female coworker because I said Lou Diamond Philips is a good looking man. She basically said he is super ugly. The incident made me feel like I have no idea what is a good looking man.

            Who is right?

        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          they all beautiful dude

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      🐂

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    Shit inflation is running high 45k for a pool

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      It’s 45k Hungarian Forints, indicated by the ft on the tag. That’s $132.30 US.

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        Thank you, that is very sensible pricing

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    Bro visited his friend.

    The white guy is a diversity hire.

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    Sometimes employers let the workers swim in their pool.

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    He’s the lifeguard, or at least that is what he said before he kidnapped the kid he is clearly way too interested in.

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      He might just be staring at the woman’s breasts

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    George trying to watch Breakfast at Tiffanys.

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    Volt eladó boilere

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