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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

It is. Just accept it

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It is. Just accept it

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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  • python@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    My grandma texted me on sunday, I opened the text this morning but haven’t replied yet 😞

  • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    Just slide the frozen chicken into the trash whatever, it isn’t the end of the world.

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      For the chicken it is 😭

      • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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        It’s fine, its world ended a long time ago

  • recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Damn alright fine I’ll go to bed, sheesh

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    dissertation submission in 1 week, haven’t even started working on the application. crazy how this is gonna be my first comment in here, strangely enough i’m not worried though; even being aware of the time i wasted and how the whole degree’s gonna be a waste. weird. i decided on what to do next though. work a min wage job, and spend 2 weeks worth of it on rent and 1 week of it on food and the other 1 week on other bills. the plan is to keep doing it until the day i die

    • gon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That does not sound sustainable or pleasant. You could most definitely get some sort of apprenticeship down the line and work a job with high demand and better career prospects.

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    Idr exact number, but like 5% of all raw chicken sold in the US comes pre-contaminated with salmonella!

    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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      Every time you eat raw chicken you’ll have a bad time, but 1 in 20 times, you’ll have an extra bad time.

    • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      15 hours ago

      So my medium rare chicken recipe is dangerous?

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        14 hours ago

        Na you’re fine. Grind up some chicken tar tar. We all know the big factory farms have only our best interests, and health, at heart.

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        I’ve eaten half raw chicken before and it’s disgusting. I’m poor so I still finished it but I do wonder if people actually enjoy it.

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      Don’t know either about percentages, also compared to other countries, but risk of salmonella is precisely the reason you should not eat raw chicken.

  • lemmyknow@lemmy.today
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    18 hours ago

    to turn back now

    • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      🎶I believe, I believe, I believe I’m falling in looove! 🎶

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        My mama told me, she said "Son, please beware

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    I thought Labor Day Meatloaf was tradition.

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      There are traditional foods for labor day? I legit just thought the labor day tradition was “not working” lol.

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        I just knew it wasn’t turkey so had to wing it.

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        Dove & Jalapeno poppers are a labor day tradition here in Texas.

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          I like my bacon wrapped jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese, shredded smoked chicken, lime juice, and culantro(not a typo).

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    TOO LAAATE TO LIVE, ONLY HEAVEN LOVES YOU NOW. SO LOVE IT BACK FOR ONCE, JUST ONCE. NOW ITS TOO LAAATE

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