• Senate Minority Leader Cuck Schumer
• Senator John Fondlesmen of Pennsylvania
• Senator Catherine Cortez Molesto of Nevada
• Senator Brian Shithispantz of Hawaii
• Senator Dick Turbin of Illinois
• Senator Kristen Gillybreath of New York
• Senator Gay Penis of Michigan (TBH it’s low hanging fruit; If he hasn’t heard this one the he must have been grown in a lab as a fully fledged adult homunculus and never was a human child.)
• Senator Maggie Hasbeen of New Hampshire
• Senator Jeanne Smallpeen of New Hampshire
• Senator Anus King of Maine, an independent who frequently caucuses with Democrats