James Edwin Yokeley Jr. — the 66-year-old Republican chairman of the Surry County, North Carolina, Board of Elections — faces serious criminal charges after authorities in Wilmington, North Carolina, revealed he allegedly slipped illegal drugs into his granddaughters' ice cream.According to Raleigh,...
Why don’t you?
Because it’s not the '90s any more.
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Because the party of small government tells me what I can and can’t put in my body.
Too broke. I just suck whip-its.
So that’s why we haven’t seen /u/whip-its around here in a while.
Why don’t I?