ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world to Writing Prompts@literature.cafe · 19 days ago[WP] You suddenly gain the ability to hear the thoughts of every inanimate object in your vicinitymessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
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minus-squareanticonnor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 days agoDon’t we all have this power already?
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 days agoNo, thankfully. I don’t want to be constantly reliving The Brave Little Toaster.
minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 days agoWe literally do, inanimate objects don’t have thoughts, so we hear all the thoughts they have, which is none.
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 days agoGo watch The Brave Little Toaster to understand the joke/have some trauma. https://archive.org/details/thebravelittletoaster1987720pupscale
Don’t we all have this power already?
No, thankfully. I don’t want to be constantly reliving The Brave Little Toaster.
We literally do, inanimate objects don’t have thoughts, so we hear all the thoughts they have, which is none.
Go watch The Brave Little Toaster to understand the joke/have some trauma.
https://archive.org/details/thebravelittletoaster1987720pupscale