𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

TIL that Jesus was 4ft tall.

I know the police cause you trouble,
They cause trouble everywhere,
But when you die and go to Heaven,
You’ll find no policemen there.

– Woodie Guthrie, ca. 1944

Freedom Flaps

The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.

Cars in 1999 did not have bench seats. Maybe 35 years ago.

Pick that up!

FOR KARL!!!

I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.