Wait a min…

x>5 <=> 5>x 🤓

If enough people believe it’s copper, it’s good enough.

Or just say you’re feeling like Poland and tanks will appear

This doesn’t work well unfortunately, or it works perfectly

Dial C For Crow

One Angry Man

People are forgotten the one who died for our sins.

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago

Hey, i also have a prndl on my car

The Salmonella will not die until

Oops, RnD team accidentally created indestructible Salmonella bacteria which consumes flesh. Management was pushing RnD to create a better bacteria because hobbyist grill people were killing the bacteria and bypassing the DRM on the grill, but it escaped the lab. It has infected nearly all animals other than sea fish because of proximity. Survivors build floating cities on the sea and thus we have Waterworld!

How many trans girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one and you don’t even need a light bulb. Tell her she is beautiful, and she will light up the room!

You’re all pretty 🥰

wifi grill - okay

cloud grill - not okay

This looks as if Dwight from The Office wrote it

c/antimeme

Cowram Pisswa Swamy

Interviewer: She has passed away

Me: Even better

Time to take your medicine, grandpa