Every month or so the windows 10 install hijacks my bios (dual boot) and sets itself to the first boot option so it can try for updates.

Hisssssssss

You could find out which frame of the movie starlings like the best

Local mocking birds still sing that car alarm that hasn’t been popular in at least a decade. They love it and they’re the only ones

Pee funnels are real!

Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

Nah, we ugly bags of mostly water. ;)

Skippy?