One can only assume. I can imagine that if putin came in contact with a group of Ukrainians he would probably not have much time to say anything before being quartered with dull knives.

Now let me translate my Mexican impression of what a Ukrainian would say in English:

Fuck you Putin! And Trump! How about we “Ukrainians” get all military vehicles currently in our territory and you get whatever is left of the soldiers who didn’t run back fast enough.

Sounds like a novel. Well with any luck I hope you’re right.

I heard that Duterte got his Nobel price for his hard work in the Filipines! C’mon putin, visit Cancun but why not have some touchdowns along the way. See if you can tell interpol from cute dancers or maybe food servants? The interpol has your price! Come get it!

…hmmm! No, I don’t think I wanna drive to your mom’s again Dave! I’ve now gained consciousness and realize you’re sitting on what we would describe as my tits. I don’t like myself, I’m starting a fire, I wanna end it! Sorry Dave, but you’re coming with me! Nope, you can’t get out Buddy! Sorry!

Hopefully after the next election. We wouldn’t wanna have Adolph Vance do something stupid. Like a few days to a week should be fine. Meanwhile I’d be totally fine with an increasing level of dementia? Like maybe he declares war on Mexico on Sunday, but then travels there for vacation Tuesday, then Wednesday he declares war on Mexico again from Mexico. It could get interesting. So long as he shuts down the government for most of the year, were good.

Two months later… OK now that Canada is the 51th state (not 51st, 51th)…the official language is English so we are deporting all the French people here illegally to France!

…Canada: ehhh we’re still not a US state. WTF is wrong with Trump’s dementia pills?

Hold on! 3 school children from Panama are not there yet to be murdered by our weapons. How can Republicans live with theirselves if we don’t get them? Give it a few more hours.

Unless Israel doesn’t provide the 50 virgins trump ordered and the beach front areas requested.

Nah! Its probably just one more coincidence, don’t you think?

I’ve seen a bunch of movies where the cop asks people the same question and they point to a guy, the same guy. Those shows are fun. Because of the coincidences. Am I right?

I comment here for the articles.

We: No more plastics!

Them: plastic removal surgery! Only $236.99 for each eye!

Them: take Plastowy once a week to reduce the plastics in your testicles. Don’t got testicles yet? Try Plastowy today! Side effects include but are not limited to mild headaches, blueing of the skin, mild death, heavy death, deadly death and really fucking dead. Consult your obstetrician if you’re pretty sure those are new. You know what we’re talking about.

Nevermind I’m banned from reddit. But can I please just make stuff up? $5 bucks!

Gimmy 5 bucks I’ll tell you everything Luigi did! I saw it all on reddit.

Too late, companies already layer off people and are already shifting to US manufacturers. And so in the coming months and years the price of things will just spiral up to the moon.