I hadn’t thought about which direction it’d be pointed, I guess I assumed it would be pointed forwards…as a warning to all of my enemies - especially if they include Artic Char, those guys need to lighten up and let me smack them with my sweet long tooth
It’s all good, as long as it points forward, and not up, or down…I’d hate to be tripping over it - but it would be so worth it to go around smacking fish for no good reason 😂
Forget sharks with lasers, I want a narwhal tusk on my head!
Obligatory (there are several versions of this, but this is my favourite 😁 ):
A World War II RAF pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.
“In 1942,” he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
At this point, several of the children giggle.
I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."
At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, “I think I should point out that ‘Fokker’ was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company”
“That’s true,” says the pilot, “but these fokkers were flying Messerschmits.”
Same. My morning shower also signals the start of my day, and my evening shower indicates the end of my work day. In addition to just feeling clean, it helps my body adjust to time of day, and to prepare for what’s to come (AM stress vs PM booze 😂 )