Jokes on you I live alone in my apartment… on the ground floor… with those shitty curtains that come in corporate rentals.

Can you redo the image to match OP?

I thought it was the sun reflecting off the mirror of the truck not the sun going through the window and shooting out the headlights.

And major shareholders.

Reminds me of this quote from Ambrose Bierce from the Devil’s Dictionary:

Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

• https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Devil’s_Dictionary/C
• https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ambrose_Bierce

There’s a lot of good ones in this book.

🤦

If corporations can receive pardons, then corporations should be able to receive the death penalty.

No wonder. You have a 26 day old account. Welcome to the world, babyface.

So this isn’t the Onion.

It looks like Paraguay needs a Luigi 🟢.