Wanna go to a place worse than hell? Because that’s how you get to 十八层地狱 (-18th level of Hell)

Remember how the US government said Huawei was a national security threat?

Well, EU, y’all might wanna take notes, Starlink is just the US’s “Huawei”.

Why is there a red dot on the hand? My cat ran over and PAWed my phone out of my hand.

trump: fucks up the US economy, then dies

vance: “IT WAS THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT’S FAULT!” (technically correct, his predecessor was trump)

absolute “5D Chess” lmfao 🤣

Yea but the comment I replied to was talking about jamming, they’d probably be able to detect what frequency you are trasmitting on and jam those too. Only a hard-wired cable is immune to jamming.

Inb4 netanyahu starts saying “Homegrown ‘Antisemites’ and start deporting them to El Salvador”

Bad timing, but I’m guessing they ran out of funding to continue app development, since now they have so much legal battles to do. The app was already broken, buggy, and barely functional for the past 5 years.

We need a contraption where a cable is connecting your body cam to a friend following you, and the recording is synched through the cable to a storage device they hold. Then if SHTF, the friend can run with the footage they have and give it a reputable journalist or ACLU.

Step 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit?

(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)

According to Baidu’s “Wikipedia”, its stated nicotine as “无临床应用价值” (No Clinical Value)

In Baidu search engine (China’s most prominent search engine), I searched “尼古丁是毒品吗” (Is Nicotine a ‘Poison Product’?)

And the results seemed to all say: “尼古丁并非传统意义上的毒品” (Nicotine is not a Poison Product in the traditional sense of the definition)

Fun fact: Smoking is actually quite common in China. I’m speculating people just bored and have nothing to do, and since they can’t smoke weed like some western countries could, their “next best thing” is tobacco cigarettes.

Alcohol is just its own term: 酒精 (Alcohol)

I also searched “酒精是毒品吗” (Is alcohol a ‘Poison Product’?)

The results say:

“酒精不是毒品。 毒品是指鸦片、海洛因、甲基苯丙胺(冰毒)、吗啡、大麻…”

(Alcohol is not a Poison Product. Poison Product refers to Opium, [something], crystal??? (meth?), [something], weed…)

(too lazy to translate them all)

Coffee is just the transliteration of the English term “Coffee”: 咖啡; its just catorgorized as a drink.

You can go to Baidu.com and search the Chinese internet about stuff. It’s actually interesting to see another country’s perespective.

It would be 药物乱用 (Misuse of Medicine), if its actually something a doctor prescribed, or over the counter. No one hearing this term would ever think of cocaine or anything like that. Unlike “drug abuse” which could imply illegal drugs.

But it’d be 吸毒 (ingesting poison), if its like weed, cocaine, etc… You don’t even need the term “Misuse”, is already implied that is bad because its labeled as a poison

So overdose on medicine would be: 药物过量 (Medicine Overdose)

Overdose on cocaine would be: 毒品过量 (Poison Products Overdose)

People in China do know that Medicine can be poisonous, but its usually not labeled with the term “Poison”, since its only bad if its taken in large quantities, above what you are supposed to take.

History can affect the words of a language.

In Chinese, a substance is either 药 (Medicine) or 毒品 (Poisonous Products), there is not a term such as “drug” that can fit into both contexts by adding other descriptive words such as in the terms “Legal Drugs” and “Illegal Drugs”. A “drug store” if literally translated, would imply a place that sells illegal substances since “drug” is often translated to “Poisonous Products”. So a new Chinese immigrant would think someone is talking about illegal drugs if they hear the term “drug store” and not as in “Pharmacy”.

When Chinese People hear about legalization/decriminalization of drugs, in Chinese, that’d be: “美国合法化毒品” “The United States is Legalizing Poisonous Products”

So this is why legalizing weed will never happen in a country like China. Its literally referred to as a “Poison”.

“The Earthlings are trapping themselves on their planet!”

🤣

A person born in 2034 is already one year old.

These parasitic babies grow up so fast don’t they

2025: AfD is banned

2026: New party is forned, Germans for an Alternative, or Deutsch für eine Alternative (DfA)

🙃

(You know what this means: The only good nazi is a dead one)

At this rate, they’re gonna be deporting the prime minister of Canada, the pope, and king of England, when they visit in 2026

So, Mr. Yen, are you still sympathetic to the republicans, who have a disdain for the same courts that gave you a win?

Or is your head burried so deep in your particle accelerator you don’t even have any clue about politics?

Dude thinks he knows everything because he has a PhD in Physics, literally out of touch with the politics that anyone doing 5 minutes of web searching can understand.

Sure, lets hire children for everything, I mean everything:

“I’m bored, my mom grounded me”

“Hey wanna play a game?”

“What?”

“Lets, turn the keys, see what happens.”

“…”

“C’mon pussy. There’s nothing fun at home anyways, you’re grounded. This is gonna be fun!”

“Um… fine…”

“Alright, 3… 2… 1…”

keys are turned simultaneously

🚀🌎🌏💥 (Nuclear ICBM Launched)

magats be like:

• Ban trans people
• Ban gay/lesbian people
• Ban non-whites
• Ban women
• Ban non christians

In 2026: Rebel army is made of Non-Christians, People of Colour, Women, LGBT people.

Also magats: surprised pikachu face

To be fair, if microsoft didnt automatically backup the keys, a simple BIOS/UEFI setting change, or windows update could trip the Secure Boot settings, which would clear all the TPM keys from the system, which means the sysyem would prompt you for the recovery key. I think people value being able retain access to their data over encryption. And to Microsoft’s credit, its not exactly a secret, they literally tell you that the key will be uploaded.