“Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he had a cow, E I E I O. With a 'm- ON THE GROUND, MOTHERFUCKER!!! I got you now, you sonofabitch!”

Mother Goose’s tales of entrapment

Shit, you’re right! You said “political story,” not “comment.” Whoopsie-doodle!

Man, kindergarten is gonna be really tough for any kid who has ever seen an animal. Also, gotta lock up everyone at Fisher Price for grooming children with the See 'n Say

Hey! Where’s my fucking eggs story!? You made a promise to us!!!