Good ol spud gun. Made one back in the day. My buddy went overboard and had one manufactured out of steel and used ether as a propellant. Was pretty wild compared to the pvc version.

Yes a homemade sploof to hide the aroma

Agreed, that’s an awful feature

Sounds kinky

Do you know why there aren’t many jokes about Jonestown?

Any suggestions?

I think the fact that most commenters seem to think kids should use cell phones in class confirms Lemmy is mostly children

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Some are better than others in both power and nozzle angle/placement. Sometimes you have to shimmy to get the angle just right if the power is low. It should result in a wipe in which no fecal matter remains, only wetness, if executed properly.

I forget the brand but there was one you could etch a design on the cover of the CD with the burner. Futuristic tech at the time.