Heyyy, now I get to enjoy some copium for being such a dinosaur and resisting to use it as often as I can

ah, yes, dependents should fuckin bend the knee like the servants they are /s

Why do you keep saying that? Because they pay me everytime I do.

if we’re all sick with long covid 3.0, we’re easier to subjugate. okeydoke

No, the lesson is not to be filth and blackmail your partner(s).

I sincerely doubt it’s a crime to upload your own nudes to OnlyFans and then tell your abusive ex-partner’s family, “hey, this is a link to the nude pictures your child threatened to post online if I broke up with them”. My grandma has accidentally shared worse things with me than that

Gosh, it’s like every time some big genuine shitshow is about to be revealed, we get to enjoy some surface-level bullshit distraction. What are the odds?