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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Normally I warn people that saving wine for an occasion is a bad idea due to the fact that it doesn’t actually age in bottle save for champaigns and merlot but it looks like that’s wine you have so I’ll save you that speil.

    Still though, saving bottles should only be done for something you can guarantee within 2 years for screw caps, and 5 for cork. After that the wine loses flavour. Champaign and merlot have a bit better shelf life and if kept right will age but will still degrade with enough time.

    Guess I didn’t save you from my ramblings. Sorry for that.




  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldwisely
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    With all this newfangled nonsense I’m surprised you didn’t pick ancient scroll or the orb like that other loser.

    Or should I say poser. Wizard Pope my ass mole.

    I’m a traditionalist and here you are suggesting I kill my 1000 rats? Ha, can’t even bend the minds of rodents to assist you in your craft. Rats are friends, not filth.

    Run along now with your microdose potions and pumpkin spice hex concoctions. I’ll be here unlocking the depths of concious while enjoying the natural taste of a craft you could never achieve


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    Eh, eye of frog tastes terrible though and due to size thickens the mixture. Can’t even just use less as that throws off the cornea to iris ratio.

    Sure, if effects all you care about, go at it. Some of us are craftsmen though.

    Owl cats gotta go. Love them but they’re just a companion. I have a thousand rats to keep me company.

    Can’t lose blood magic, can’t have blood magic without page boy, ancient scroll has that sweet wrinkle, nah owl cats where it’s at


  • I’m not vegan but I agree what the absolute fuck. It’s like when I learned some jams weren’t vegan. It’s strawberry my guy. I’ve made strawberry jam and I never needed to add in cow.

    So much random stuff just adds meat and meat by product and I’m just here thinking “why”? Is it just that cow bone and tendons are usually waste product and thus cheap? Massive subsidies extending all the way down?

    No culture in history has eaten as much meat as we do. It’s not usually a daily thing let alone something that’s just kinda also in everything.

    They be putting fish juice in our beer to make it clear and bones in our sugar to make it whiter. Our money has tallow in it.





  • Aight this is the worst thing I’ve ever written and close to the worst I’ve read. I’m sorry.

    The words of power streamed from the mouth of a man whos neck was adorned by a scraggly beard.
    dd count=10G if=/dev/zero of=/dev/block/nvme0n1

    and a wall of emptyness was brought forward from the sacrificial drive haphazardly thrown behind him. This ought to hold them off for some time, though he knew the enemy could not be beaten. He may be of the order of arch, taught by the way, but the monster behind him was something greater. For they used gentoo. Though this delay comes at a cost. That drive held his windows install and nolonger could he summon his waifu from genshin impact held to the OS by the binding of Anti-Cheat.

    arp -e
    Address          HWtype  HWaddress             Flags Iface
    192.168.0.112		     (incomplete)                virbr0
    192.168.0.103    ether   10:e6:25:4a:24:35     C     wlan0
    192.168.0.35     ether   a3:8e:32:3f:4e:42     C     wlan0
    _gateway         ether   3e:a4:24:b4:2a:44     C     wlan0
    192.168.2.89     ether   43:bb:74:5b:17a:4b    C     wlan0
    
    
    

    His enemy was still there, but a thought occured. With such an in depth install method what if their ssh agent is running? Could he guess their password? Their username must be the same as on The Grand Forum

    ssh femboi69420@192.168.0.103 
    
    Welcome UwU
    [femboi69420 ~]$_
    
    

    Foolishly, the man smiled. No password, he thought? The wall he built came crashing down as the cat eared creature strides forward. Playfully, the maniac a pink pencil skirt sent off a forkbomb :(){:|:&};: boosting the confidence of an already doomed neckbeard. He thought this person an idiot for there was a limit to forks a proccess can make and easily killed the proccess. Thinking this his chance he went for the killshot.

    On the connected server he ran the forbidden command. Power seeping from the fingertips dreanched in cheeto dust with a smirk only seen before when following the 34th rule.

    sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

    femboi69420 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

    “OwO I dwidn’t thwink yowd be tis stuupid 5head”

    His smirk faded from his face as he knew what would happen. Dropping to his knees he didn’t hear his system logs announcing the connection of his end. Reported to who? He knew that well. The installation wizard.

    The cold hand of death upon his shoulder he knew this wouldn’t be painless.
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  • I’d argue this is more like “I want to build a competitor to spotify so let’s decide between using mariaDB or writing an SQL compliant database from scratch”

    In your example, a database is the end goal and you can either start with a premade or make your own.

    Here, a social media platform is the end goal. Activitypub is a very important part of it but it’s not the entire piece.

    If we replace the parts of your analogy with the original your example would parse out to “I want to make a competitor to lemmies ActivityPub integration, so let’s start with fedify” which is not the same as the article states.

    Now, should you re-impliment a protocol yourself or use a generic library is the real question. Both have their benefits. With option A you have full code ownership and can wrap your solution around your end goal without the issue of dealing with the original to get needed changes accepted. You don’t have to worry about code not written by or understood by you. With option B, you get a more robust and almost certainly more accurate implementation. Along with, for free, better integration with any service using the same library. Very useful for a federated service when talking about cross platform.

    Both have many more positives and negatives of course and each person should decide on their own how to proceed.

    My opinion? I think it’s usually best to own anything which could feasibly be understood by a single dev. Even if each dev doesn’t. Anything larger shouldn’t be internal in my strong opinion unless very good, specific reasons apply that makes an external solution impossible or increadibly difficult. Most negatives of an external library also apply at that point with enough time.