Smuuthbrane

When he dies and they autopsy him I fully expect them to find his anus in his head.

He’s going to apply tariffs to our conversations so it’s more expensive for us. Or some such crap, I don’t try to understand how he thinks.

This is a surprise? You think we can’t target tariffs?

Exactly. Why open another app?

It’s amazing his small hands can grab them well enough to pull them.

Took me a loooong time to find one that is both.

I dunno, my wife and I were hoping for something “gently haunted”. We’re not racists, we just don’t like poltergeists.

Try living beside them.

I think that’s why there’s a stealmyteala.com website. An insurance payout would be better than market value, perhaps.

How is this surprising, exactly? Canadian asking any surprised Europeans.

Oh man, if it were only a meth lab.