What do you mean? Doesn’t that imply there’s three Shreks? Sounds pretty close to me.

Not far off from the plot of the 2009 film Moon

How do they have seemingly unlimited funds to make all these records?

Seriously. I saw them play a few years back and thought they were amazing. Some time later my friend put on an album in the car and my thought was, “what is this absolute garbage?” Same band somehow.

I like your style but I don’t know if even a Waffle House cook could take a guy going all beserker on dust.

Actually, I can get behind that.