Could you please sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore?

It has some bubba le grand.

I miss watching snail skate videos.

75% of the time it satisfies every time.

We have the slipperiest robot people around. Fuchs. Lube yo bots and yo bros.

“Potter! How would I roll a blunt with the stickiest of the icky?” Professor Snape asked smoothly.

Someone digging a hole in their yard.

Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.

Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

We can go about our business.

History channel: Could the nazis have turned the pyramids of Giza into unstoppable tanks? Most historians refuse to debate it!

Totally not for cloning!

Classic Terry

(Cicada bro screeching)
Group of hot ladies: Oh wow. Is he single?

It’s like saying “hit me!” on a 20. You’re gonna lose, but it’s kinda fun.

I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.

There is a land, known as (ethereal Dune soundtrack plays) the Midwest. A land where these breadsticks are gourmet.

The love making scene in Team America, but it’s just a bunch of breadsticks from Olive Garden.

“I don’t have a sea slug in this drive by.” Conjures images of underwater sea violence and muddies your message.

(Hitler giggling to himself) Big big Chungus, big Chungus, big Chungus!