great timing. on top of things as always, guys 🫡

how I convince heroin addicts to come into my house

ah fuck, got me

pretty sure this average Discord moderator getting to tell judges jack shit goes against the constitution but I know we’re way past that by now

hell yeah brother

yeah just gonna memory hole all those meetings she had with the kid fucker’s lawyer leading up to this.that probably wasn’t anything

the rot:

hey man don’t come at me like this

whew, recruitment is bringing out the big guns

alas 😔

so my brain is a machine that turns calories into mental images of hella fat tiddies but not a GODDAMN DROP OF SERATONIN

This raises birth rates

woah. I really didn’t know. I guess in that case it’s also strange it didn’t happen sooner

shit, whats this going to mean for repos like massgrave? will microsoft enforce shitty policies against DIY software that’s published there if it violates somebody’s terms of use?

so are we looking at 30 years tops for common domestication?

good, I had just started scrubbing most of my social media. Should I kill my fediverse accounts too?

HELL YEAH BROTHER THAT’S HECKIN SWEET AROOOOOO

this is their job. it’s how they keep their spot in those nice offices pretending to be opposition to Christofacism

maybe they should get to have their martyr ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

you know, as a special treat. for them

it’s definitely no voting bloc here that can make a difference but I have yet to be banned for saying Luigi was fucking right